By nature, cats are some of the most intelligent creatures in existence. Sometimes, all that brain power can be a problem, especially if they wake up and choose violence: to overthrow the household dynamics with their diabolical, evil plans.
Let me introduce you to Milo the Chonk. This is no ordinary Tabby cat, but an evil genius always lurking and plotting ways to rid the home of any other pets. While kitty sister Poppy is usually at the receiving end of these plans, Beckham the Golden Retriever is Milo’s latest victim, and it’s all caught on camera.
A Tabby cat lies with his arms crossed like a polite, little man.Image via Unsplash
If this is your first intro into the menacing world of Milo, you’re in for a treat. The intelligent kitty goes to extreme lengths you’ve probably never seen before. Things that took planning and thought, just like his latest scheme to hide Beckham in the closet.
To see Milo’s process from idea to execution is really something. He’s 100% a human trapped in a cat’s body, and he’s over his pet siblings who aren’t on his level. This kind of analytical thinking is blowing my mind!
Thankfully, Mom locked the doors so Beckham and Poppy no longer end up missing. Though something tells me, he’ll find a way. He always finds a way.
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Milo’s One Diabolical Cat
If your first thought was that this is obviously staged for likes, nope! It’s been debunked more than a dozen times, as Mom catches him in the act of these diabolical escapades.
Like I said, one of his previous evil plans had Poppy trapped in a wicker chest—and the video shows his whole process of accomplishing this with zero human help!
Another one highlights how he planned her disappearance (again!) days before the particular and opinionated kitty escorted Mom out of his room when he wanted alone time. There’s even one of him demanding the thermostat temperature go up so he can stay warm while he’s window-watching!
In a recent clip, he’s decided he MUST watch Mouse TV, and if Mom dares to turn it off, he gets very angry. Take a look and tell me he’s not a human with a bone to pick inside his furry little body.
Honestly, I live for Milo’s shenanigans. He’s not only evolving with his intelligence, but exceeding what a cat should be and know. Either way, I’m on his side so as not to face his wrath!
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This story was originally published by Parade Pets on Dec 7, 2025, where it first appeared in the Pet News section. Add Parade Pets as a Preferred Source by clicking here.