80+ Halloween Dog and Cat Jokes That Are Scary Cute

Calling all pet parents! October is almost over and Halloween is just around the corner, which means now’s the time to get into the spooky spirit with your dog, cat, or other beloved pet! That’s why we’ve rounded up 80+ Halloween dog and cat jokes and puns that are scary cute and perfect for celebrating the season with your four-legged ghoul, goblin, or furry friend.

From funny Halloween jokes to clever Halloween puns, we’ve got all the spellbinding wordplay you need to end this month with a laugh. Whether you’re sharing your pet’s costume on Instagram, or just want and excuse to giggle, these Halloween dog and cat jokes and puns are paws-itively perfect. Trust us, they’ll make every ghost, ghoul and fluffy family member smile.

Once you’re done, you can share them with fellow pet parents, dog lovers, cat lovers, or Halloween enthusiasts so everyone can join in on the fun! What are you waiting for? They’re a howling good time for both kids and adults!

Best Halloween Dog Jokes

These dog Halloween jokes will make you laugh all the way until November.

A dog and cat waiting to hear a Halloween joke.

What do you call a dog magician on Halloween? Answer: Hairy Paw-ter!
What do you call a dog who eats Halloween candy? Answer: A choco-lot hound!
What do you call a magical dog? Answer: A Labracadabror!
Why did the dog put a jack-o’-lantern on his head? Answer: He wanted to be the barking lantern!
What kind of dog does Dracula own? Answer: A bloodhound, of course!
Why did the skeleton dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the boneyard!
What do you call a dog who loves trick-or-treating? Answer: A fetch-or-treater!
What’s the name of a horror movie dogs hate? Answer: Vacuum On Elm Street.
What’s a dog’s favorite Halloween treat? Answer: Pupcorn!
Why did the dog chase the skeleton? Answer: He had a bone to pick with him!
Who terrier-ised the city? Answer: A Jack The Russel.
What did the dad dog say to his daughter on Halloween? Answer: Your sister is running late, go retriever her!

Best Halloween Cat Jokes

If you love animals, you’ll love these cat Halloween jokes. They are silly and fun! Here are our favorites:

Why did the ghost adopt a cat? Answer: He needed a furry familiar.
Why did the black cat cross the road on Halloween night? Answer: To prove he wasn’t superstitious!
What’s a cat’s favorite Halloween treat? Kit Kat bars!
What do you call a cat who can sing Halloween songs? Answer: A meow-sician!
What do you call a cat on a broomstick? Answer: A fur-flying feline!
Why did the cat bring a ladder to the Halloween party? Answer: To reach the high spirits!
What’s a cat’s favorite Halloween costume? Answer: Claw-ver the friendly ghost!
What do you call a cat in a haunted house? Answer: A spookitty!
What kind of music do cats listen to on Halloween? Answer: Hiss-hop!
Why did the cat sit on the broomstick? Answer: It wanted to be a purr-fect witch!

Best Halloween Pet Puns

Talk about purr-fectly spooky Halloween puns! These are guaranteed to make you laugh and get your pets in the festive spirit!

Have a meow-gical Halloween!
Pup-kin spice and everything nice.
I never met a pup-kin I didn’t like.
Let’s get this pawty started.
Matching with my pup is the leashed I could do!

Cute Halloween Dog Puns

No tricks, just treats! These Halloween dog puns are so adorable, you’ll be howling with laughter!

Cutest pup-kin in the patch.
Too cute to spook-a-doodle-doo.
Get in, loser, we’re going howling and haunting.
It’s hard to be spooked when you’re looking this puppin’ cute!
I’m pawsitive that I won the costume contest.

Cute Halloween Cat Puns

These Halloween cat puns are meow-velously funny and frightfully cute for every kitty lover! Check them out:

Our costumes deserve a round of appawse!
Too purr-etty to be scary.
I’m feline frightfully fabulous tonight.
Boo, I’m a cat-astrophe!
Time to get feline festive!

Funny Halloween Dog Puns

No bones about it, these Halloween dog puns are spooky, silly, and totally paw-some! See for yourself:

Pup-ernatural powers in effect tonight!
Just a boo-gie-loving beagle.
I’m not scared, I’m dog-gone brave!
Dracubark wants his biscuits back.
Dogs drink Pug-kin spice lattes.

Funny Halloween Cat Puns

From haunted meows to witchy whiskers, these Halloween cat puns are frightfully funny!
Creepin’ it real with some fang-tastic feline fun!
Just a little hiss-terical over Halloween.
Nothing scares me—I’m a meow-ster of fright!
Having a purranormal good time.
Creepy, cute and cat-tastic.
Fur-tunately mischievous tonight!
Witch better have my catnip.
Whisker me this…who’s afraid of ghosts?
I’m the scaredy-cat your mom warned you about.

Best Halloween Pet Captions

Halloween captions so cute, they’ll make your pets the star of Halloween! They are spook-tacular in every way.

Replacing barks with boos for tonight.
This costume is claw-some!
That’s just my resting witch face.
Wishing you a fang-tastic Howl-o-ween!
My favorite spell? Abra-ca-dog-ra!
Creepin’ it real since puppyhood.
I’m a pup-kin patch ghost!
I’m a real treat-hunting terrier tonight.
It’s sc-hairy out there.
Get yourself a handsome pup, they’ll never ghost you.
I’m here for the scary sniffs.
Fur your information, I made this myself.
Ghostly good boy at your service.
Keep calm and carry a black cat.
Purr-haps I’ll steal a treat or two.

This story was originally reported by Parade Pets on Oct 31, 2025, where it first appeared in the Pet News section. Add Parade Pets as a Preferred Source by clicking here.