Oh boy. Extra super cute alert. What you’re about to see will put your “cutedar” into the red real quickly, so be prepared.<\/p>\n
Dobermans<\/strong> are so regal, sleek, and elegant. And whenever I think of them, I think of smart, tough, German guard dogs-patrolling perimeters and chasing down bad guys. Protecting the property and family at all costs. Athletic and alert, these dogs do not mess around. But they’re also agility champions with so much grace, and they’re lap dogs who are loving and loyal. So I guess I think of somewhat terrifying 100-pound guard dogs who are also sweetly affectionate and like to sit in your lap and occasionally jump over obstacles. That should cover my mental picture.<\/p>\n I definitely do not picture one lying on his back holding a baby bottle while sucking on it like there’s no tomorrow. Oh, internet, how you shake up my world when I least expect it.<\/p>\n I hope this video doesn’t get too popular. Everyone’s mental picture will be replaced with this bottle-sucking baby, and when bad guys see Dobermans, they won’t run in fear anymore, they’ll just start coo-chi-coo-chi-coo’ing them, which could be a problem. Then again, why are we worried about the criminals? FAFO, right?<\/p>\n TikTokk’ers would literally stampede to baby-talk this pup. “Oh my goodness, I thought I had seen some cute things with my Dobies, but this is next level. So beautiful,” said one. Another replied, “Soooo cute omgggggg.” And another 50 or so replied with: “He\u2019s just a baby.” LOL.<\/p>\nBuilt Like a Bodyguard, but Acts Like a Toddler<\/h2>\n