If you have ever shocked yourself on a doorknob in the winter and questioned your entire existence, you are going to feel seen. Because this Papillon is basically a walking science experiment in static electricity.

In the hilariously cute clip shared to TikTok, Jasper, the Papillon, is rubbing himself all over a gray sofa while wearing the tiniest little Burberry vest, and the static cling situation is out of control. His long, black-and-white fur is sticking straight out in every direction. I mean straight out. He looks like he stuck his paw in a light socket and said, “Worth it.”

The video was posted by @papillonagility, and you can hear Jasper’s dog mom giggling in the background while he transforms into what can only be described as a luxury brand porcupine.

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The comments absolutely delivered. One person wrote, “Not me thinking you had a porcupine.” Another compared him to the Pokémon, Jolteon, which honestly feels accurate. “He’s giving lionfish,” someone added. “Your sea urchin wants to play,” said another. And my personal favorite: “He’s got enough energy stored to keep the lights on in your house for the next 10 years.” The internet also crowned him a “static king,” and honestly? Correct.

As someone who lives in a place where the winter air is so dry it feels personal, I can confirm this is real life. My long-haired Maine Coon, Meatball, turns into a fluffy lightning bolt every year. We have shocked each other so many times, I’m starting to think we are generating our own power grid. Even brushing him can feel like a risky activity in January.

How To Reduce Static Cling on Your Fur Babies in Winter

Winter air is dry, and dry air equals static. To help reduce it, try running a humidifier in your home to add moisture back into the air. You can also lightly mist a brush with water before grooming, or use pet-safe grooming sprays designed to cut down on static. Washing bedding and blankets with a pet-friendly fabric softener can also help.

And maybe, like I don’t know, just maybe, avoid letting your Papillon aggressively rub himself into the couch like he’s charging up for battle.

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This story was originally published by Parade Pets on Feb 3, 2026, where it first appeared in the Pet News section. Add Parade Pets as a Preferred Source by clicking here.